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1. (jacob black) (1465↑, 384↓)
Generally overlooked and under-appreciated character from Stephanie Meyer's [Twilight] series. Jacob is a Native American boy who discovers he is a werewolf in the second book of the series, New Moon. He is the best friend of [Bella Swan] and eventual rival for her affections. In fact, Bella falls in love with Jacob without realizing it and they would have probably been very happy together if her other love interest, Edward Cullen, had not been unnaturally saved from death decades ago. However, because his existence was prolonged via his turning into a vampire, and therefore made abnormally attractive, strong, &c. &c., he has interrupted the natural course of things (i.e. the true love of Jacob/Bella). Jacob is easy going, quick with a smile and a joke, and sensible. He understands that Bella is her own person and doesn't try to keep her from doing what she wants. He knows Bella too well for that.

1) "He's like a drug for you, Bella. I see that you can't live without him now. It's too late. But I would have been healthier for you. Not a drug; I would have been the air, the sun." -Jacob Black 2) "How can we be friends when we love each other like this?" - Bella Swan 3) "Because there was that smaller part of me - smaller, but getting louder and angrier every minute, screaming at the rest of me - that craved a different set of arms." - Bella Swan, when hugging Edward

2. (jacob black) (977↑, 346↓)
Character in the [Twilight] Series by Stephenie Meyer. Jacob Black is a werewolf. Bella wants to have his babies. 'nuff said. This ship may be doomed, but we J/B shippers keep on shipping. Go figure.

Jacob Black: Does my being half naked bother you? Fandom: Yes, take the other half off.

Author: ecoli\!inthespinach http://jacob-black.urbanup.com/2614475
3. (Jacob Black) (818↑, 359↓)
Jacob Black can kick your grandmother's ass.

the Jacob ship will probably sink, but then we'll turn it into a submarine. long live Jake \<333 Edward fan: LIKE OMG\! I LOVE EDWARD\! HE DAZZLES ME\! Me: Jacob Black could kick that white boy's ass.

Author: Twilight is my religion x3 http://jacob-black.urbanup.com/2946966
4. (jacob black) (474↑, 179↓)
The guy from the twilight series by Stephany Meyer who took bella in and unzombified her while that asshole edward was away.

jacob black: oh so il just stop by your crypt after school ed and bella: ...

5. (Jacob Black) (358↑, 100↓)
A character in Twilight that doesn't really exist for any reason except for something for the Twitards to fight amongst each other with. The only reason he gets any attention is because he's apparently very "hot" with a goddamn six-pack or some shit. He's basically a thing to have fangirls screaming at or for in the movie. He is also a pedophile. Seriously, Edward is to, but he falls in love with a BABY. No joke. I don't care if Renesmee, the baby, ages rapidly or something she'll still be a BABY. I can picture what the twitards are saying now; "O Em GeE\!\!\!\!1 hE luvs herr liek a uncle\!\!\!\!\! SHUT UP\jacob\ black\!\!" Just and uncle, huh? Haven't heard that one before.

\{Jacob getting it on with Renesmee\} Jacob Black: I swear to god officer, I didn't know she was three\! Police officer:... :| Jacob Black: She told me it was ok telepathically\! Police officer:.... \>:| Jacob Black: Um.... I have abs\!\!

6. (Jacob Black) (452↑, 251↓)
The werewolf from Stephanie Meyer's Twilight. He is in love with the main character Bella Swan. She's in love with Jake's mortal enemy though. A vampire named Edward Cullen. Jacob Black was there for her when Edward left her. Personally I think Jacob is BETTER for Bella. Edward is good to her but she has a better relationship with Jacob. Why else was she in so much pain at the end of Eclipse? That's one I'd really like to know

Jacob Black,I love you and I'm sorry. I don't want to go through with being a vampire. It's too much to much to give up. Especially because that includes you." -What I'd say if I were Bella.

7. (jacob black) (347↑, 178↓)
hott,sexy werewolf. aslo funny,caring,and all around nice guy. raising the standards for boyfriends all over the world.

me:*sigh* friend:staring at jacob black again? me:*sigh* friend:... i'll take that as a yes me:*sigh*

8. (Jacob Black) (132↑, 66↓)
Jacob Black is a character from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga. He is in love with Bella, until she has a child. He then imprints on Renesmee (Bella and Edward's daughter). He is also a REALLY hot werewolf. Though he's incredibly sexy in human form as well.

Me: "I' switching from Team Edward to Team Jacob now." :) Other Girl: "Whose team?" Me: "Jacob Black, the guy hotter than Edward\!"

9. (Jacob Black) (93↑, 41↓)
One of the main characters in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga series, a teenage werewolf of the Native American Quileute tribe, who is the best friend or 'personal sun' of the main protagonist Bella Swan. Easygoing, laid-back and fun, Jacob (Jake) is described as a happy magnetic teenager who makes others around him happy and comfortable that even the awkward Bella finds their friendship to be as natural as breathing. Always there for her and understands her best, Jacob was the sunshine that uplifted Bella's life when she hit rock-bottom, the one whom she could completely rely on, and is truly a best friend one could ever have. However he falls in love with Bella whom is in love with Edward Cullen but realizes that she, in fact, deeply loves Jacob as well. Just a very realistic, human and awesome character that one can't help but love, even Stephenie Meyer absolutely adores him. Oh did I mention he's hot in both the books AND movie (portrayed by the fine young Taylor Lautner)?

"Does my being half-naked bother you?" - Jacob Black. "Like we were connected, the echo of his pain twisted inside me. His pain, my pain." - Bella Swan on Jacob Black "Jacob was my first experience with a character taking over—a minor character developing such roundness and life that I couldn't keep him locked inside a tiny role....From the very beginning, even when Jacob only appeared in chapter six of Twilight, he was so alive. I liked him. More than I should for such a small part." - Stephenie Meyer

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10. (Jacob Black) (73↑, 34↓)
1) In my humble opinion a well-developed character from the Twilight series, though it's still unknown why he loves Bella so much since she treats him like crap. He's decent until he loses his balls in New Moon, but even then he's tolerable until Eclpise when Stephanie Meyers makes him an almost rapist. She almost sitcks him with Leah. After seeing that that relationship is healthy though, she makes him imprint on a baby and then have sex with a seven year old Renesmee, making him a certified pedophile. He's also not a warewolf but merely a shapeshifter since his transformations are controllable. 2) See victims of charcater assination

Just when I thought that there was a relationship worth rooting for, [Jacob Black] dumps Leah for...a baby? EW\! Talk about character assasination\!

11. (Jacob Black) (49↑, 26↓)
A borderline-rapist from the book 'Twilight'. Has the ability to change into a 'pedo-wolf' at will (see 'fake-ass werewolf') and does not seem to own any shirts. Jacob 'Pedo-wolf' Black falls in love with his bland ex-girlfriend's newborn hybrid demon spawn, Renesmee and plans to raise a litter of 'pedo-wolf-human-pires' with her in the near future.

person \#1: "Look, that pedo is totally checking out that baby. person \#2: "You mean Jacob Black?" person \#1: "That's it\! Damn, he's so creepy..."

Author: whattheheckisapseudonym? http://jacob-black.urbanup.com/5148971
12. (Jacob Black) (42↑, 24↓)
The hot character in the Twilight Saga. Played by Taylor Lautner. He has a very manley, sexy chest. And is a werewolf.

Bex "That boy is so ugly." Dazz "I know. But the other one is a total Jacob Black. I mean look at his chest\!"

13. (Jacob Black) (47↑, 30↓)
A character from the series Twilight that several fans see as the better choice for Bella and can do no wrong. Of course he would be if you overlook the fact that he forced Bella to kiss him twice, and imprinted on a newborn, which by the way, totally isn't gross if you're into that kinda thing.

Jacob fan: Edward sucks. Bella should have been with Jacob. Non Jacob Fan: right... so Jacob Black didn't force himself on her twice? And didn't break her wrist the first time? Jacob Fan: It was for her own good. Non Jacob Fan: Right, and he isn't going to be doing it with a seven year old that looks seventeen?

14. (Jacob Black) (18↑, 7↓)
The only good character in the whole Twilight series. Actually CARES about Bella, instead of being an over-controlling stalker (see Edward Cullen).

Edward Cullen fan: OMG\!\!\! EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT\!\!\! Jacob Black fan: STFU\!\!\! Jacob actually cares about Bella\! Edward is just a controlling, stalker douchbag\! Edward fan: YOU STFU\!\!\! BELLA AND EDWARD WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER\!\!\! Jacob fan: Whatever, you brainwashed twit\! (kills Edward fan)

15. (Jacob Black) (64↑, 59↓)
A werewolf in the crap Twilight. Synonyms: Pedophile

Ew, did you see that Jacob Black touch that little six year old?

16. (Jacob Black) (34↑, 30↓)
A pansy werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series. Thinks he's so hot and wants to have little puppies with the whiny-ass Bella Swan. He also has an anger-management problem. Most tweens think he is so hot and great and super because of the actor who plays him in the film adaptation of the books, Taylor Lautner. Who, I too shall add, is a snout-faced pansy. It's a fictitious book. STOP WORSHIPPING IT.

Twitard: OMG\! im totlly in luv w/ [Jacob Black] frm the twilight series. hes super hottt\!\!\!\!\!\!11\!\!\!. Guy: Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Author: ILikeToScreamAtStrangers http://jacob-black.urbanup.com/4968695
17. (Jacob Black) (6↑, 7↓)
Sexy,Buff, Nice hair, smart, nice , sexy smile, not pale, Hot Body, shirt less,.. OOOO AHH hOTT\! BETTER FOR BELLA \!\!\!\!\!\!

What I am was born in me. It’s a part of who I am, who my family is, who we all are as a tribe — it’s the reason why we’re still here. Jacob Black hOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: egiugrwiugowroiugwr http://jacob-black.urbanup.com/5433674
18. (Jacob Black) (124↑, 163↓)
Werewolf in Stephenie Meyer's book Twilight. He is in love with Bella Swan. Bella is in love with Edward Cullen (a vampire) and Jacob at the same time. He's outgoing, fun, hot... Bella thinks of him as her own personal sun. However cool Jake may be, he and bella are not meant to be together\!\!\! In the 4th book of the Twilight saga, Breaking Dawn, Jacob inprints (basically, falls in love with out of destiny, not choice) with Bella and Edward's daughter Renesmee. So obviously Bella and Edward were always meant to be, because if they hadn't gotten together, then Jacob would not have found his true soul mate\!

Bella Swan: I always thought of you that way, as my own personal sun. You balanced out the clouds nicely. Jacob Black: Yeah, but I'm no match for an eclipse. (In this case, Edward Cullen is the eclipse he speaks of :D)

Author: SaraaaaIsYoBabysDaddeh http://jacob-black.urbanup.com/3344559
19. (Jacob Black) (95↑, 181↓)
The annoying and pointless character (after New Moon ended) that couldn't grasp the fact that Bella Swan, is not, in fact, in love with him- but Edward Cullen. He ends up totally butchering the series in finality, when he 'imprints' on a newborn baby, thus earning his title as pedophile.

Hey that guys creepy- he's stalking that kid. Me: Yeah, that would be a Jacob Black.

20. (Jacob Black) (95↑, 347↓)
The asshole that tried to seperate Bella Swan and Edward Cullen from the twilight series. He's an immature jackass that manipulated Bella into kissing him. Also he tried to break off Bella and Edward's wedding with no success. The fandom wants him dead but unfortunately Stephenie Meyer likes him so she didn't kill him in her last book. Jacob Black has his own team called ''team jacob'' . Retard people are members of it.

Me: You're so stupid fan: yes I'm team Jacob Black

21. (jacob black) (272↑, 786↓)
-The annoying werewolf from the Twilight series that refuses to understand that Vampires are better. - Incessantly in love with Bella Swan, (Who is in fact in love with [Edward Cullen]

"Do you y'know, kiss him?" " Yes" "ewww" -Jacob Black Conversation between Jacob and Bella before she "stabs" him:) GO BELLA\!

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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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